The Abomination That is Disney!

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The wife has always had a penchant for Disney. I on the other hand barely watched them as a child, preferring to have my head stuck firmly in the pages of dusty old books. Disney came up in conversation again recently – having pushed a small human out – and the fact she wanted to have a large collection of disney films ready for the boy to watch. Sky had a few on demand over Christmas, so we sat down and stuck The Little Mermaid (TLM) on.

I sat, aghast for the entire film. How has disney been able to produce films that are quite simply an abomination. People – and by people I refer to the murky world of ‘parents’ – seem to rave about disney and how good their films are…. Good?

Good – sure, if you count a hideously antifeminist, despicably amoral story that has nothing even remotely like the ethics or values I want my son to grow up with.

I hate to be a mermaid basher so I will start with a positive. Race equality – TLM is a great story about how love is equal across any race, Mermaid loves a human, different races, love conquers all blah, blah, blah, Great – this is a moral I can not only live with, but as a lesbian, actively promote and encourage. I want my child to know they can love whoever they want, no matter their race, creed, gender or otherwise.

The Film:

Issue 1: Ariel falls in love with the prince. – So wrong. She spontaneously falls in love with someone she has never spoken to and mostly just perved on, in a fairly stalkerish way from afar.

Would you encourage your kid to do this? I doubt it. I can already see the injunctions and restraining orders being slapped all over him, because a stupid film told him real love happens by stalking someone for two days. Ok, I am being facetious but you see my point. I would also like to point out I am not suggesting that I don’t believe in love at first sight. More that you need to have a reality check in real life, even if you do fall for someone instantly.
Issue 2: Ariel wants to change herself to be with him.

I hate to go all feminist ranty on you. Actually, I don’t hate it, I love a good feminist rant. In fact, any sort of rant. I digress – BUT don’t we have enough antifeminist-bullshit pressure to conform to the ultra skinny, rib protruding, size of a seven year old, bulimic-anorexic, vomit inducing ‘celebrity look’ society the media loves, without having it force-fed subconsciously to our infants. UGH. No woman…. Actually no man either, should ever have to change themselves to be with someone. Is it just me? Or do we spend hours of our lives giving advice to our perpetually confused friends on their relationships, and why it’s not ok for them to allow their partner to nag them into suppression?

Issue 3: The prince starts to fall for Ariel but then deserts her instantly for a disguised Ursula over something so shallow as her voice! He decides to marry Ursula immediately having spent all of no time getting to know her…

Where do I even start with this. It is not ok to teach my child that they can desert a woman (or man) based solely on a characteristic. Thats akin to suggesting it’s ok to leave their partner if they get fat, or a scar, or a disability. I mean SERIOUSLY. And then to marry the other woman because of that same characteristic, after what 2.5 milliseconds of time spent with said woman… sure thats an outstanding idea. I am positive all parents would approve of their kids doing this.

Issue 4: Instead of Ariel taking her pride and moving on she pandas to the prince and chases after him. 

This makes me want to claw my face off in frustration and resort to excessive amounts of alcohol. How low must her self confidence be to chase after a guy who only likes her because of her voice and will desert her as quickly as he met her for another woman simply because she lost that characteristic.

Issue 5: After all that the prince goes back to Ariel dumping Ursula and THEN kills Ursula just for good measure.

Now I just feel awkward. No one wants to date a psychopath, and lets be honest, the prince is looking more and more like a psychopath; with emotions unnecessarily fickle, and an assumption that it’s ok to off your ex…

Despite the fact I am resolute in knowing TLM is morally wrong, it’s not like theres anything better on the market. I think I may have to go investigate the other films!

8 comments

  1. I agree and disagree equally. I would have much preferred a Cinderella movie where the prince falls in love with her in her rags, but most people don’t want to see that. One problem I have had recently is with Brave. People say it is fast-forward thinking in that it is the first animated Disney movie where she doesn’t have a love interest. Great, but why? It is coincidence that the girl who seemingly is “less attractive” than previous “princesses” is the one without a love interest? I am partially biased, because I look like Merida, but still 🙂 I definitely agree with #3 and #4. But in regards to the second one, I thought of it more like she CHOSE to change because she wanted to be with him, not that he asked her to. Same thing I guess.

    1. Thanks for the comment 🙂 I think Merida is pretty her hair is beautiful – guess your right about her choosing to change too, I think it’s sad she had to change at all really 🙁

  2. To be fair, Eric was enchanted with magic by Ursula! It wasn’t just a pretty voice, it was a spell.
    Disney movies do have a lot of dark messages and context though. I do really like Milan and Hercules though!! Check those out! Milan is a pretty kick-ass lady! And Megara (the lady in Hercules) is sassy and strong. 🙂
    The Hunchback is freaking scary though. Guy wants to throw Quasimod
    o into a well to “send him back to hell” (actual line). Did I mention that Quasi is a newborn baby in this scene!?!

    1. Lol you crack me up I’m all over checkin Milan and Hercules out then 🙂

      Good point well made – Eric was enchanted – hadn’t thought of that – was he actually enchanted or uwas it the spell on Ariel’s voice?

  3. I think a love of Disney comes from being raised on Disney. I was, and I love Disney movies, while simultaneously hoping my daughter never learns anything from them. You should hear me rant about the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse and why it’s necessary for Minnie and Daisy to run around in high heels on a toddler show.

  4. Good piece. I’m with you. My fav is Maleficent. The pretty princess has a mud fight; she has the courage to free Maleficent’s wings, and is saved by a kiss not from a pining prince but from the “true love” of Maleficent, the fierce witch who cursed her in the first place. Now there’s a moral I can live with.

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