2017 brings 52 challenges over 52 weeks.
Your challenge is to write your story using the weekly theme/prompt and write it in just 52 words…. EXACTLY, no more, no less.
Submit your entries in the comments or on a blog post and I post them the following week with the new prompt. You have until Sunday to enter.
Have you ever heard of the game Dirty Minds? The aim of the game is to describe an object in as dirty way as you can while being totally accurate with the description in order to make people guess the object. For example
Its got one round, pink ball that’s wet and sometimes it drips down the shaft, which is long and pointed often textured and usually brown…
Any idea what it is? Other than sounding filthy, it’s actually an ice cream… read it again…
Your challenge is to describe an object in the most filthy way you can in 52 words, while being wholly accurate and use a pingback so everyone can guess.
Oh, what a dirty prompt, Sacha!!! I am looking forward to the takes… lol!
LOLLL it’s outrageous isn’t it :p
Totally ??
Here’s my filthy effort:
Long and smooth
The firm purple flesh
Yields gently to my touch
I dream of consuming it
Savouring the flavour
Creamy and rich
Gliding down my eager throat
I stroke the silky skin
And close my eyes
Remembering the sunshine
When we first met
And I plucked it
From its hiding place
Pahahaha these are soooo naughty ??? hmm, is it an ice lolly?
Nope! Something a bit more Mediterranean…! The Italian ones are the longest, apparently lol
aubergine?
Yes!
Sounds more like a juicy plum
The purple threw me too I kept thinking beetroot?? But that’s bitter
I know you’ll hold me firmly in your hand as my long shaft tapers gently down from a bulbous start to its rounded yet pointy end. Inside, I have lots of gooey, creamy white stuff and if you squeeze too much you’ll need to lick away what oozes out around the edges.
PAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG THIS IS OUTEAGOUS????? is it an ice cream cone?
It’s a cream horn
What’s one of those?
Puff pastry shaped into a horn filled with powdered or granulated sugar stuck to the outside and with whipped cream crammed inside until it buldges out of the end,
Ahhhh okay, I haven’t ever eaten one which is why I had no idea – clearly I need to get to a bakery!
He raises the old .22 and fires a bullet at the cops.
The cops shoot back.
He gets hit!
While dying he thinks, the bitch was right all this time. Everything she said. “You’ll fail!” and he did. At least he tried. Right? Attempt coupled with failure is still a success?
No.
Thanks Bryan I hopped over to your blog and left you a comment 🙂
Ha hahahahahahahaha! LOL. These are too funny. I’m blushing as I post this:
Pink and round, they fit perfectly into his palms. The smooth skin gave beneath his caress as he fondled the soft masses. They were full, and he bounced them in his hands, felt the hard nubs between his fingers. He squeezed, anticipating the pleasure of letting loose. Very soon she’d be wet.
PAHAHAHAAHAHAHA OMGOSH!!!!!!! LOLLLL This is so much fun. Is it a water balloon?
Of course. A pair of them, in fact! This prompt cracked me up. 🙂
hehehe glad you liked it 😀
oh boy, what a challenge Sacha!
Hope I pass!
https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2017/05/03/writespiration-114-52-weeks-in-52-words-week-18/
Here you go Sacha.. you dirty girl! 😉
https://butismileanyway.com/2017/05/03/writespiration-114-52-weeks-in-52-words-week-18-dirty-minds/
seems mine did not register:
https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2017/05/03/writespiration-114-52-weeks-in-52-words-week-18/