I know, I know. I can hear the groans of ‘about freaking time, Sacha. What took you so long? It’s not like you’ve been writing for 7 years straight, Sacha, I mean Geeeez.’
All I can do is raise my weary eyebrow, wipe the sweat off my brow and down my glass of champagne.
FINALLY, today is the day I take the first steps toward fulfilling the dream little nine-year-old me had. Because right now, at this very moment, I get to put on that shiny gold badge I’ve been lusting after for an eon.
Today I become an author.
Fuck yeah, I do, people, Fuck YEAAAAAH I DOOOOOO!
The time for talking is over. 13 Steps To Evil – How To Craft Superbad Villains, is here.